Evil Teddy builds tools, systems, and content that cut through corporate noise. Starring Steve — your corporate conscience with zero patience for “quick syncs”.
Evil Teddy exists because modern work has developed a strange allergy to honesty.
Everything is "alignment". Nothing is clear. Everyone is busy.
This is not a productivity brand. This is a mirror.
Steve is an Evil Teddy. Not evil in the movie-villain sense. Evil in the "why are we still discussing this?" sense.
Steve does not optimise workflows. Steve asks why they exist.
Daily reminders that you're not unproductive — the system is. Short-form satire for anyone who's ever been trapped in a meeting that should've been an email.
Steve mocks the meetings. The rest of us build the tools. Two apps, one for your pass and one for your person.
Any tablet is now a till.
A browser-based order point for Oracle Simphony. Table plan, rounds, modifiers, payment and voice-driven entry on a £200 tablet — riding on the licence you already have, not another workstation.
A messenger for just you two.
One thread, two people, no feed, no noise. meow reads your chat and quietly remembers the dates, shows and plans that matter — so you never have to.
Paste something and Steve will assess the damage.
So we made one. Weekly chaos from Steve — corporate absurdity, new drops, and things that probably shouldn't be said out loud.
No spam. Just chaos. Unsubscribe anytime.
Got a meeting invite, deck, roadmap, or strategy doc that smells like perfume and panic? Steve will take a look.