Embrace chaos.Stay standing.
Evil Teddy builds tools, systems, and content that cut through corporate noise. Starring Steve — your corporate conscience with zero patience for “quick syncs”.
The world is full of "quick syncs".
Evil Teddy exists because modern work has developed a strange allergy to honesty.
Everything is "alignment". Nothing is clear. Everyone is busy.
This is not a productivity brand. This is a mirror.
This is Steve.
Steve is an Evil Teddy. Not evil in the movie-villain sense. Evil in the "why are we still discussing this?" sense.
Steve does not optimise workflows. Steve asks why they exist.
The Steve Collection
- Steve (Classic) — "This is fine"
- Steve (Smiling) — Genuinely impressed
- Steve (Sad) — Another sync?
- Steve (Mischievous) — Plotting something
MondaysAreChaos
Daily reminders that you're not unproductive — the system is. Short-form satire for anyone who's ever been trapped in a meeting that should've been an email.
Corporate BS Detector
Paste. Analyze. Despair.Paste something and Steve will assess the damage.
"This could've been an email."
So we made one. Weekly chaos from Steve — corporate absurdity, new drops, and things that probably shouldn't be said out loud.
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Got a meeting invite, deck, roadmap, or strategy doc that smells like perfume and panic? Steve will take a look.